is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Operation Purity has been aborted
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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