We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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