ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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