fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Randomize
