I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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