Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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