Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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