This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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