i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
he fucked my hip out of place.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
3pm strippers are depressing
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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