Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I will be naked everywhere
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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