can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
this just has baby written all over it
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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