no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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