FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
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She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Church boner. Awkwardddd
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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