OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
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Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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