We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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