Screwed.edu
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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