Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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