She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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