Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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