3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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