dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
There's always time for handjobs
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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