yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
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You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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