Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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