I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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