You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Randomize
