But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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