She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Alive.
So much puke
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
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