Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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