the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
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Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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