did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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