he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I think a kid would responsible me up
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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