Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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