I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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