It's Friday. Sex?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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