I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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