the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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