Whoa Z and x make the same sound
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
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Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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