He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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