dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
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He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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