well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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