I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I have aggressive nipples.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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