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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?

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  Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Are you still at the party or did I leave?

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.

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