She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
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Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.