Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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