He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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