Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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