Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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