is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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