just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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