She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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