I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
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Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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