I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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