Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
