I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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