I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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