it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
COCAINE IS GR8
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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