Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he shaved USA in his pubs
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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