help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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