I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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