how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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