that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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